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Category Archives: Poetry
The Battery Battery
Batteries for planes, batteries in bikes, Batteries for games that everyone likes. Batteries for this, batteries for that, Batteries for gloves and batteries for bats. Batteries for boats, batteries for guns, Batteries for all, in trucks by the tons! Batteries for swords, batteries for lights, Batteries for the simplest of things even kites? Batteries, batteries [...]
Thanksgiving is So Phat
Halloween is over and done, now Fall is setting in; and at the end of this month here Thanksgiving will begin. November is a month I love, the weather is so sweet… I’m not sure if there is another month that can compete. Thanksgiving dinner is the best, when grandma is around - Cause she [...]
The Smart One
Foolishness lies within the eyes of a man who seeks the truth and right before him his fathers dies not knowing of the hooth. He believes but can’t conceive of something so precise but deep within he knows the sin is freezing him like ice. So begins his search a boundless journey new many [...]
What We Saw
We stood there in awe, as to what we saw. Just the four of us handy… me, Donni, Don & Randy. The moon was shun bright, on this 21st night… of nineteen ninety seven – February in heaven. At the stroke of 12:00 exact the moon was not intact. It would take off for a [...]
Enough College
Right now my life feels insane too much stuff is consuming my brain and sure enough, it is this stuff which limits my personal gain. My life has become way to hectic and I’m gracious for having not wrecked it but my eyes are sore, I can’t read anymore and my brain feels like woodpeckers [...]
What If
What if things weren’t as they were and everything looked as if blurred. If dark what light and days were night and kittens barked but not purred. What if dogs weren’t dogs anymore and a window was now called a door. If you were an I and I were a they and seven plus eight [...]
The Shoe Salesman
Do you feel that your life’s a disaster, Does it seem that the years go by faster, Can you not get along, is everything wrong, Is there nothing you think you can master? Well boy do I have good news… It’s time you got ride of those blues. So listen up good, cause you probably [...]
A Bendless Space
the time now has most definitely begun we are here, we are now, we have won the stuff in the past now ceases to last for our new now is what we have shun there was time for thoughts of the latter and the future never looked flatter but now that we know to the [...]
People Are People
You must accept people, the way that they are… stupid, smart or however bizarre. Whichever their color, their shape or their size… the length of their hair, or the tone of their eyes. Their’s tall ones and short ones and all in between some who are senseless and others so keen. So why not accept [...]
Fortunate One
Ladies and Gents – my male and female companions. Brothers and sisters, our daughters and sons. The closest of friends, the loves of my life Your roads without ends, my husband… my wife. My love for you forever keeps growing. And for this I thank Him, The One The All Knowing. You are all so [...]
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Rork The Dork
I am a dork A professional geek. I’m little, I’m ugly, and I’m pretty darn weak. My name is Rork, and I make Q-tips. It’s how I live and where I get my kicks. Talk about fun my job is a trip I wrap the cotton around that little white stick. It’s crazy, it’s wild [...]
Dwarbles
Do you think that there’s Martians on Mars? That there’s something out beyond the stars? Well then listen here closely, cause this poem is just mostly about Dwarbles from Dwarneptitarz. So, what is a Dwarble you say? Does he run, does he jump, does he play? Well my friends yes indeed, he can run with [...]
English Paper
Washing all my clothes, down at the laundry place… and no-one even knows the problems that I face. See I’m supposed to write this paper for my English Comp I class but I’m having trouble doing so and I feel like quite and ass. Cause this papers due real soon and I’ve got to get [...]
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Big Bend Again
One week from today I’ll be feel’n pretty good, because Nathan & myself will be going where we should. Where we’re going is the best I try to dream of it at night but I can’t get enought rest to let me see the light. I’m really getting anxious cause the big days pretty soon [...]
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Math Smells Bad To Me
When sitting here in class I try to be attentive but boredom seems to hit me fast and then I’ve no incentive To sit here in my little desk and learn all these equations then have to take some crazy test it turns my brain to raisins Numbers just confuse me they get my panties [...]
Iris's Blue
Why are my eyes blue, and now brown green or yellow? Well alight then, I must tell you – It’s due to just one fellow. His name is John McLaughlin, and sometimes he makes me mad, To you he’s just another name - but this John is my dad. He’s really quite a guy, If [...]
The Misinterpreter’s Guide to Success
It’s a myth to me how at times we retract due to the way we see others react. Though at times we are right, our actions in spite may cause feelings the others think wack. So in time of confusion, hesitate. For if not you might make the mistake, of hurting another, whom you call [...]
Agen
I get bored when driving especially in a car but stick me in a V-Dub Bus and I’ll drive very far. I’ll drive all through the day and push on through the night I’d go all week without a yawn I tell you I just might. Agen is my bus’s name he’s twenty-five years old [...]
Luggage Racks
Find’n out whose almost there, Wond’rin if they even care. Cause to them it’s just another dive, Move’n again to stay alive. They’ll pack and unpack, then repack again, Just to find out that too soon they’re out and back in. It’s the routine of things that’s made them all nuts, And the smell of [...]
Miss Joleen
Let me tell you this story, bout a girl named Joleen. Now this sweethang was pretty, I’m talk’n pretty mean. I remember one even’n, when I walked in the door; I said “Hey baby Joleen, I’m back in from the store.” She said “What do you mean, you’re back for some more?” I said “No [...]
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Why
I’m dealing with choices, from odd American voices. Literature can be good, when it’s not forced in your faces. I can’t stand the problems between all different races. Wartime sucks, so why do we fight? For power and control over who’s wrong and who’s right. Why not let people think what they will… whether Darwinism, [...]
Big Bend
Now to tell you the truth, I’d much rather be standing in Big Bend, with nature about me. In solitude we lie just me the earth and my gear, and upon I will rely without a constant fear. In peacefulness we sleep my camping gear and I, with earth all around my body and the [...]
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Sick Of The Heat
I’m really getting sick of the heat If it were cold that would be sweet. But of course it’s not, and I’m still hot and the pavement is burning my feet. Right now the air disgusts me it’s humid, it’s hot and it must be. But summers still here and fall is near and the [...]
When I Grow Up
When I grow up I want to be peaceful, and living my life free. Reading, writing and no arithmetic that’s what I like because math makes me sick. Drawing, singing and playing my guitar it’s what I’ll do and how I’ll get far. I don’t believe that I can sit at a desk working with [...]
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